So I was watching the Hooters competition to see who would be cover model. Lucky us they also let them talk. So here were the best parts:
What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn!
A bear walks into a bar and say can I have a captain and...pause...coke. The bartender says sure but why the pause. I was born with them. HAHA
One had a lovely myspace page for each of her dogs. Oh how sweet. She even writes them messages like whatz up dog! Brilliant
Best pickup line
Hi my name is Tom Brady.... OH Tom the shame.
Ok I know you are probably wondering why I was watching in the first place but in my defense I couldn't hear another word about Scooter.